Singing at the gym
So I've been going to the gym a lot lately. You see a lot of weird shit at the gym, people talking to themselves, yelling at themselves, flirting, misogynizing, eye-raping. The thing that probably catches my attention most is when people starting singing outloud. They've got their iPod on (usually) and they just start wailing. It's usually some R&B stuff and they think they have amazing voices. Occasionally they'll sing really, really, really loud and I just glare at them, thinking what the fuck is this? Your American Idol audition? I'm sorry, but you won't be going to Hollywood, jackass.
I started to notice that it's the same people who tend to sing over and over. Being a super-cool nerd, I prepared a flowchart to help you determine if you should or should not be singing outloud at the gym. If you like this, tell me, and I'll make more flowcharts.
I started to notice that it's the same people who tend to sing over and over. Being a super-cool nerd, I prepared a flowchart to help you determine if you should or should not be singing outloud at the gym. If you like this, tell me, and I'll make more flowcharts.
A GUIDE TO DETERMINING IF YOU CAN SING OUTLOUD AT THE GYM, BY ASKEDAHN.COM, WORLD'S GREATEST WEBSITE